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Frank Demouge is a Dutch former professional footballer who played as a striker. After retiring, he worked as a fitness coach.
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Castrop-Rauxel Hauptbahnhof is a railway station in the German city of Castrop-Rauxel. It is situated on the S2 line of the Rhine-Ruhr S-Bahn, stopping every half hour. Additional, the RE 3 (Rhein-Emscher-Express) and the RB32 (Rhein-Emscher-Bahn) both stop hourly.
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Evan Lamar Pettus is a United States Air Force lieutenant general who has served as the military deputy commander of the United States Southern Command since 7 November 2024. He previously served as the commander of the Twelfth Air Force and as the vice commander of the United States Air Force Warfare Center.
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