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{"type":"standard","title":"L'Heptade","displaytitle":"L'Heptade","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3203450","titles":{"canonical":"L'Heptade","normalized":"L'Heptade","display":"L'Heptade"},"pageid":6519028,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Harmonium_-_L%27Heptade.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Harmonium_-_L%27Heptade.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282521433","tid":"f41679a8-0a95-11f0-81c6-f5564dd4ac1f","timestamp":"2025-03-26T22:59:21Z","description":"1976 studio album by Harmonium","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Heptade","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Heptade?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Heptade?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:L'Heptade"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Heptade","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/L'Heptade","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Heptade?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:L'Heptade"}},"extract":"L'heptade is the third and final album from Harmonium, in which the band made a serious foray into progressive rock. It was released as a double-LP in 1976. It remains one of the best-known popular music double albums in Quebec.","extract_html":"
L'heptade is the third and final album from Harmonium, in which the band made a serious foray into progressive rock. It was released as a double-LP in 1976. It remains one of the best-known popular music double albums in Quebec.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?","punchline":"1forest1","id":277}
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Route 98 is a 3.87-mile-long (6.23 km) southwest-northeast numbered highway in central Massachusetts. The highway runs from the Rhode Island state line north to Route 146A in Uxbridge.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":333}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?","punchline":"I’ll ketch up","id":175}
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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